Annoyance of the day...

OK this has been on my mind a while but I just thought to blog it. Why are chicks adopting slang and insults that are distinctly gender-specific? That is so fucking stupid and dudes are embracing this idiocy I guess because they think it's sexy? Or funny? I don't know why but it's fucking dumb and it needs to stop. No mam, I will not suck your dick. You don't have one. And GI Jane was a stupid dyke retard too and that shit would never happen. Or girls saying "I'd hit that." No you wouldn't, that's old black ghetto slang for fucking a chick. You hitting that doesn't make sense. "I'd sit on his face." There you go...say that. Or "suck a queaf." Just stop taking dudisms and using them for yourselves in what I imagine has to be some sort of feminist thing. Look feminism is all well and good I don't give a shit but feminists stealing from dudes only reaffirms the fact that dudes are far and away the dominant gender because we're the ones that have all the good slang ideas. I believe Freud called it "Penis Envy."

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Holy shit this is still here! Well we all know about my idea about the zombie stripper movie. It's called "Zombie Strippers." The tag line is "they're dead on the inside AND the outside" and it will involve a bakery and interstellar travel. Oh, and all the strippers can speak but they all talk like they're retarded. Kind of a comedy feel to the ordeal.

Does anyone else know somebody that can't continue a conversation when "Night Moves" comes on? I mean I'm sorry but I'm not going to put my existence and intense discussion about if Leia was ever forced to have sex with Jabba while she was a slave and the intricacies involved therein just because some drug addict you knew once happened to enjoy this one song. It's a good song! Everybody likes it fuck you! I'd like to see Obama do that to Vladimir Putin in the middle of disarmament negotiations. "Vlad hey shut the fuck up for a sec." Actually in all honestly that would be kinda cool. Fuck those commy cocksuckers we'll finish this treaty when we're good and goddamn ready.