Holy Cannoli It's Junior Year All Over Again!

Well I have eaten A LOT of tacos! I mean there are tacos everywhere down here. Other than that it has been your average ho-hum shitshow. We went out with some cool folks last night in a part of town I had not been to yet and did some lovely porch drinking. Very nice people all around and it was healthy to interact with some new folks. I've been recommended a place called Marfa which is on the way to Carlsbad and would satisfy my urge to experience as much random and strange places on this trip as possible. I'm taking her easy today...might go kayaking shortly and ride my bike but I'm largely getting ready for my skirmish into the desert. The real trip begins tomorrow!!

Would I make out with Jimmy Herring?...Only if he was playing guitar at the time.

So that was pretty much awesome! Austin is definitely growing on me. It's like if you took Little Five Points and Virginia Highlands, squashed them together and made them an entire city. Oh and also made it hot as balls but that I won't complain about. This is a beautiful city full of music and alcohol which are obviously 2 of my favorite things. I spent yesterday riding my bike along the river and after some sick mexican food went exploring around E 6th which is basically the drinking district. Saddled up at this one bar to kill time for a bit. There seems to be alot to do in Austin but not much touristy stuff which is perfectly fine by me. However my head is KILLING me this morning...tends to happen after a good Panic set. Apparently there are a ton of water sports in this town (no I don't mean getting my face peed on) so that will be the plan for this afternoon...something called Barton Springs. That's going to be my afternoon and then I guess we'll hit some bars tonight or something. Austin has definitely thrown a monkey wrrench in my whole plan to get out of my normal routine but it's perfectly fine. I tend to thrive in drunk ass musical shitshow environments!! Hey Musical Shitshow...now there's a good band name. Day trip to San Antonio tomorrow and then a party on Saturday before the real trip begins. Keep killing it chitlins!

Can the Saturn V Rocket be considered the official massive phallus of the United States? ...Yes.

Well Johnson Space Center was freaking AWESOME!!! Ya I was pretty much the only single non-child man in the entire freaking place but I didn't give a shit because NASA fucking rocks...I hate that we had to cut funding for it and they're laying off astronauts because they've done some awesome stuff over the years and it was all very cool. I went from there to Minute Maid Park where they have a train and it's inside which was a new experience for me in my baseball experience. All in all it was a good day in Houston for the short time I had and the short notice of my coming here. I think I'm going to grab some barbecue for lunch and head on to Austin for WIDESPREAD!!! Should be a fun couple shows and it will be nice to have a place to sleep already locked down. Kicking ass and loving life!!! Godspeed humans!

$40 donation to "Beau Rivage profit-building fund"...check

Well the first leg of my trip is over and I am nicely settled in the Econo lodge in Biloxi, MS. I got into town and decided to go give some money away at the casino because that's what you do down here right? Actually I had fun and got some free drinks and met some folks from Baton Rouge that were not completely annoyed by my retardary at playing blackjack. Also got to see Dallas beat that ass (eat shit Lebron) at the Hard Rock. Pretty low-key night relatively but tomorrow I go on to Houston where I'm going to...the Space Center!!! Ya I was googling earlier and I can't make it to Austin tomorrow so I'm going to stop and stay the night there and what else would be better than satisfying my inner dork. I really hope I get in a tour group with like fifty ten-year-olds and look like a complete idiot in the group photo. And if anyone knows of a good place to get some brisket or something in Houston please let me know...or maybe even a good place for a Grouper sandwich. Either way I am still so unbelievably excited about this trip. I've never done anything like this in my life and it's an amazing feeling to be pulling the trigger on something I want to do before I'm dead. Oh ya and the Braves are in Houston so I'm kind of tempted to say screw it and see the Bravos tomorrow. We'll see what happens. Alright I have to leave early tomorrow to make the Space Center by lunch so I better hit it...Adios Bendejos!

Okie Dokie...

Good afternoon! So I'm in Columbus for the wedding fiasco and I am spending a lot of time counting seconds until I blast off into the universe alone....like the Voyager satellite with better music and more beer. I'm looking forward to Biloxi...hell maybe I can get on a heater and actually make money on this excursion. After that, Austin...I keep hearing more and more about this mysterious town and it sounds quite awesome although I have never trusted Texas people...hmmm we'll have to see but at least Panic's going to be there. So ya at this point it's all preparing and thinking and strategizing and all that overanalysis shit we all do before something like this. OK I'm going to go start drinking for Mary's wedding and get into character. There will definitely be more funny stuff coming up I'm sure. Have a good weekend!

Indeed...

OK so I know I haven't been on here in a while and there are multiple explanations for my absence but fuck you I can do what I want. So a decision has been made by me and I am going to be taking a trip here in the next couple weeks. Basically my first order of business is to drive to California...specifically San Francisco. This is going to be the most epic adventure of myy life and assuming I can secure a new laptop before my departure I will be describing my adventures in detail along the way. Until then it is mostly just planning and buying shit and thinking about how bored I am waiting to leave. It is going to be awesome and it will certainly change the sad dynamic of whatever this is so all of you can be rightfully entertained. Love you and God bless more to come.

Well....

I was starting to think you wouldn't show! So anyway I just completed a quick test, which is necessary in this day and age what with all the bombardment of images and information and satanist rhetoric that the Democrats try to indoctrinate into our psyches and I have concluded that I am indeed a heterosexual. If you are confused on the topic watch this video (Going to leave this right here. (NSFW))

If you are no way enticed or aroused by that video...good luck to you my friend you are officially a homosexual and I really hope that you can get married one day. herp and a derp moving on.

OK I'm gonna call this one in the interest of science. Sober post coming I swear to God.