Well....

I was starting to think you wouldn't show! So anyway I just completed a quick test, which is necessary in this day and age what with all the bombardment of images and information and satanist rhetoric that the Democrats try to indoctrinate into our psyches and I have concluded that I am indeed a heterosexual. If you are confused on the topic watch this video (Going to leave this right here. (NSFW))

If you are no way enticed or aroused by that video...good luck to you my friend you are officially a homosexual and I really hope that you can get married one day. herp and a derp moving on.

OK I'm gonna call this one in the interest of science. Sober post coming I swear to God.